A Day in My Life...

I'll spare you all the mundane details, like I washed 4 loads of laundry and swept the floor, but this day has been so annoying! 

My babies started school today. I'm not a fan. 

We saw 27 baby hogs (yes, I'm exaggerating and yes, I'm aware there is probably a more technical term for a group of baby hogs AND there is also probably a more technical term for "baby hog", but I'm not feeling it today) and a momma just down the road this morning so it has been decided I'm never, ever, never walking or running again. It's a matter of life and death. 

Jason had to scoop up a rotting mouse under my sink this morning. Fo realz.  

While I was heading outside to talk on my phone (no, I still can't talk on my phone from inside my house. Ugh.) I stepped on a wasp and it stung the shoo shoo out of my foot. I'm not allergic, but really?! 

Orvis had an accident on my new rug last night. He's been potty trained since he was 3 months old. He's 2. Really, Orvis? 

I had to call the insurance company this afternoon. #nuffsaid 

The end.